MOSS MAN FOUND AGAIN
Well it looks like the man of international fame (In my own mind) has been captured.
HILLSBORO -- The 'moss man' suspect who failed to appear in court several weeks ago on a burglary case was captured Saturday near Detroit, Ore., police said. What better place to blend in with the trees and the crazies who go camping there. My bet is he spent a few days at Breitenbush Hot Springs while hot springing in his Moss Man Outfit. I believe he may be the true reason Kimmy K. broke off her long standing marriage to whoever she was married to.
It was a year ago . "He told KGW at the time that the episode was all a misunderstanding with his children over a Halloween costume." Police misinterpreted his get up and proximity to the museum, he said.
The alibi works again today.
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Moss Man Update (Follow Up to a Previous Story)
Fan explains why he threw hot dog at Tiger Woods .Associated Press
Posted on October 12, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Updated today at 7:56 AM The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports (http://bit.ly/qkCOmd ) that MossMan of the Deep woods said he got the idea after watching the movie "Drive," about a stunt driver who moonlights as a getaway driver.
The Santa Clara Sheriff's Office on Wednesday confirmed to The Associated Press that the 31-year-old Mossman threw the wiener at Woods.
MossMan was arrested for disturbing the peace on Sunday after yelling Woods' name and tossing a hot dog in his direction during the Frys.com Open in San Martin. This made him miss his trial the following Tuesday.
Liascos denied that he threw the weiner at Woods, he claims that he was wearing his Moss Man outfit for Halloween and it was a misunderstanding. He claims it was a veggie dog. He said -look at Me woods (I am freaken tree) hit me with a golf ball I'll throw a hot dog at you.
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Once upon a time there lived a Moss Man who for some reason robbed Rare Gem stores. There really was and you can read about him here. Well it seems he never showed up for his trial and now he is deemed missing. Authorities thought they had caught him on the Oregon coast when a surfer at Seaside says he was knocked off his board Monday afternoon by a shark which is said appeared to be a 10-to-12-foot Great White. He says he was lifted out of the water above his knees for several seconds before the shark took off. At first glance they thought it was Moss man but apparently not.
Then the search headed to the east coast where "We received a phone call that someone was lost in the maze. We dispatched an officer," said Sgt. Bob Bettencourt of the Danvers Police Department thinking it was MossMan but at this point it does not appear to be him. The family was only 25 feet from the end of the maze when they called 911. People are really stupid. That is what mazes are for. Read about it here.
But apparently a Moss Man lead has been found as The Dutch national railway has an unusual solution for passengers who need the bathroom on a train line designed without them: plastic bags. Moss Man used to being urinated on by dogs seems to working for The Dutch rail operator who underlined that the bags, introduced Friday and tested by Mossman, are for use in emergencies only, when a train has stopped and passengers can't be evacuated. The idea has been met with incredulity by politicians and the general public already unhappy with the short-haul "Sprinter" trains' bathroomless design.
But MossMan has saved the day. I think. Either that or he is still in the corn maze and didn't have a cell phone like the lucky clueless couple.
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